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The_Old_Banger

76 – Basingstoke (Baughurst RG26), Hampshire, England

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Basingstoke (Baughurst RG26), Hampshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
76
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
White
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Widowed
Looking for:
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
France; Netherlands; Switzerland; United Kingdom
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district RG26 (Tadley)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
65 - 78
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 1" (154cm) - 5' 9" (176cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Auburn; Greying
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Retired; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Agriculture; Home maker
Income:
Enough; Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Atheist; Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

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Honest, Safe, Reliable, well-preserved and well-presented Ex-Mil airframe driver - the Old Banger (a car)

Thoroughly checked out, and FIT - with great SOH

Economic to run - with no smoke

Open to offers. No Reserve - a cowboy at heart

Good for another 20 or so (No warranty)

Ask for further details - you've nothing to lose?

All Straight and genuine enquiries answered.

Enjoys getting wet in sea, walking and push biking - so watch out for him on the open road.
Can still move fast ... and likes linear exercise

A useful Handyman - with endearing manual and solid technical skills. Also volunteers in the local community to help elders. About to start Scottish Country D again {after.?? years} - so hope you like tartan, getting warm and caring for your own shins.

Outgoing, he likes meeting interesting people - plus visiting Galleries, Theatres, Exhibitions and viewing original Art.

Adores SKY Arts on CH 11 - when not repairing or restoring bodies.... in the garage.

An original (not restored) happy, healthy and reliable rust-free male - with all parts original.

Mainly presented for ladies who remember the Magic Roundabout. That vintage only please.

Looking forward to hearing from you, and thanks for reading my Trade Advert.

The friendly Old Banger
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About his ideal match

KEEPING THIS ... as short-kilted as possible ...

The Old Banger's IDEALS? :

Energetic, colorful, bright and well-maintained narrow-bodied Single chassis or merry-Widow frame.

Of a prestigous European Marque in any colour other than white or gloss Henry Ford. Requires reasonable performance - but nothing too fast! The Old Banger still enjoys a chase every so often, and wants to keep abreast of his match.

Well serviced - complete with workshop history, and medium Headlamps preferred.

A graceful open-top Landau would be ideal - with durable weatherproof cover included.

Also, running costs must be low to medium - with no extra insurance required for Special Equipment. Also, a Low (Insurance) Excess ... of beverages, garments, shoes and face-finishing products.

Fit, active and lively chassis in good order - needing no annual maintenance nor early (hospital) Service Recalls.

The Old Banger will wait until the Right Limo presents herself - with reasonable Running Costs.
He accepts that near-Showroom condition is rarely achieved in this vintage.

An interest in musical exercise classes, dancing, old cars, vintage aeroplanes, haggis cooking and (heavy) gardening would also score highly ...

Asking Too Much of contenders? Well YES - but will be great fun doing the interviews

The relaxed, contented and hungry OLD BANGER is ready and waiting for you ... to chat. Initially

After polite introductions, why not an early Coffee and Cakes - at a convenient Half-way House?

A Widowed Ex-RAF 'Airman' and (South of the Border) Scot, looking for life-long Cuddling and Company.

Here endeth the Second Reading

What are you waiting for, Ladies??

I'm probably one of the Few - fit, active and serviceable - vehicle bodies still around. Full of Beans - why not give me a go.... ?

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Pleasure
Party behaviour:
A cruiser
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Quiet; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Smart (It's all about quality)
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Rock; Scottish
Reading:
I read books occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; History; Science / Technology; Self-help
TV habits:
I tend to watch cultural programmes
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Motoring; Music Channels; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery
Interests:
Auto repair; Gardening; Healthy living; Music; The arts; Voluntary work
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Aerobics; Bowling; Cycling; Flying / Gliding
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Gastro Pub; German; Indian; Italian; Seafood
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I don't have any family
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Bird(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Reptile(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Wealth
The deep stuff
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Dream home:
Eco home in the countryside
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Ivory Towers:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Very