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Old_Banger

78 – Newbury (Baughurst), Berkshire, England

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About him

OldB is SMART, HONEST, RELIABLE & WELL-kept.

This modest (Hugh Grant-style) widower seeks a Healthy, Low-maintenance, Fit & Comfortable HAPPY TOURER, with LOTS OF MILES remaining.

HAS CLASSIC MOT (1stApr24) & is jolly FIT, with irreverend /naughty) SENSE OF HUMOUR.

A CLEAN Runner, with Brisk UPTAKE & NO SMOKE.

The OldB drives Well, is LIVELY & FULLY FUNCTIONAL - with NO BULBS BLOWN.
IS ENDURING, FAITHFUL, SANE & almost SENSIBLE (Wacky occasionally available, as Optional Extra !)

ENJOYS body boarding, country strolls & push-biking. Can still sprint, but prefers slow & gentle horizontal workouts.

Versatile HANDYMAN - with excellent digital skills, and CONSIDERABLE handcraft EXPERIENCE. Has volunteered in the Community, servicing Elders with quiet tool-boxes, and restoring/ recovering hedge & grass cutting machinery. (True !).

When wet/cold, Old B survives Scottish Country Dancing (SCD) ... graduating to Beginner in Autumn 2024.

Very Outgoing, Old Banger seeks a genuinely INTERESTING and RELAXED LADY - to visit Galleries/Exhibitions &VIEW slow-moving Heavenly Bodies - close at hand.

Has Excellent ART KNOWLEDGE. with escorted GALLERY/ MUSEUM TOURS possible.

A GENUINE, Young at heart, KIND, Good-humoured, HEALTHY and Enduring RUST-FREE MALE - with ORIGINAL PARTS.

This AUTOTRADER Ad is targetting an AMUSING & CHARMING Senior LADY - who remembers The Magic Roundabout (particularly MISTER RUSTY).
He's looking for a HAPPY Comfortable & Well-kept SMART TOURER.

A SPORTY, Daring & Confident YOUNGER LADY (Bike/ Horse ?) RIDER may ALSO apply, te he

And do RELAX, ladies - as lots of GOOD HUMOUR, Banter & COMPROMISE is ON OFFER, at our first COFFEE &BUNs.

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY (For all Styles & Breeds)

Sans Wife (3 yrs+), ex-RAF PILOT, a Well-educated, Interesting & Artistic exiled Scot seeks :

'Peace, Enjoyment, Love & Pleasure' (R Burns)

A longer-term two-way 'Commitment Street' is offered.

Also see LivelyLeftover ..... masquerading as a more distinguished and dull traditional Suitor.

About his ideal match

A HEALTHY HAPPY TOURER for LIFE'S warm & sunny PLEASANT JOURNEYS..

SLIM & TRIM, the OldB is searching for a LIVELY "Cutty Sark".

YOU MUST LIKE cars, auto frigging & everything that Flies.

IMPORTANTLY, a STABLE & AMUSING lady with an HONEST & CARING NATURE.

IDEALLY - With a well cared-for Fuselage, on a Narrow-bodied merry-widow Chassis. Not much rust either, please.

(Technical Note: BOTH these TOGETHER can only be DREAMT OF by Old B)

Of a Quality European Marque? with FAIR PERFORMANCE, but nothing TOO FAST, dear Lady.
OB likes "The Chase" (TV programme ), but still must be ABLE TO KEEP ABREAST...

YOU have HAD Regular Servicing - with Workshop History avail - and well-formed & FULL (standout) HEADLAMPS preferred.

Your RUNNING COSTS are LOW - with no Extra Insurance needed for any 'Body Modifications' or 'Performance Parts'

LOW EXCESS ESSENTIAL ... of alc beverages, loud clothes, Italian shoes, scented bath salts & costly Face (War) Paints.

HAVE ASH TRAYS? - THEN DON'T APPLY.

ALREADY AN OVER-Committed GRANNY, perhaps?
ALSO, NO THANKS !!

Same for FULL DIARIES, with no OPEN SLOTS !

'GADDING-AROUND' TIME is ESSENTIAL for "Getting to know .... ALL OF YOU"

ACTIVE SUSPENSION (in good order) is HIGHLY DESIREABLE - With NO RECALLS (to Clinic/Hosp ) OR ANNUAL CHECKS - apart from generous lubrication, as Servicing requires.

Old Banger accepts that good Showroom Condition is seldom achieved in well-kept bodies of this vintage.

YOUR INTERESTS .... Love of animals, Exercise to Music, SCD, old Cars, vintage Aeroplanes, country Cooking and light Weeding?
ALL THOSE will be ... SCORED HIGHLY ...

Asking TOO MUCH of the VERY FEW High-quality &Elegant vintage LADIES out there ?

OF COURSE, YES - but GREAT FUN GUARANTEED at Interview/ first Coffee together.....

Here ENDETH the REQUIREMENT ...

" All in the Best Possible Taste "

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Newbury (Baughurst), Berkshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
78
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
White
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Widowed
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Netherlands; United Kingdom
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district RG19 (Thatcham)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
69 - 80
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 2" (157cm) - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Greying; White
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Opportunity
Party behaviour:
A cruiser
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Philosophical; Realistic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Smart (It's all about quality)
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock; Scottish
Reading:
I read books occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History; Romance; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel
TV habits:
I tend to watch news
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Motoring; Music Channels; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Documentary
Interests:
Auto repair; Gardening; Healthy living; Music; The arts; Voluntary work; Woodwork
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Bodyboarding; Cycling; Flying / Gliding; Surfing; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; German; Indian; Italian; Seafood
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I'm an only child
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Bird(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Wealth
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Dream home:
Eco home in the countryside
Politics:
Right of centre
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Ivory Towers:
Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely