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Klais

65 – Chelmsford, Essex, England

To the left of Friday, with the Durncott goat.

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Online: Yesterday

Modified: Thursday

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Chelmsford, Essex, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
65
Star sign:
Aries
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Greying
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Science / Engineering / Research
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district CM3 (Chelmsford)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
50 - 64
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Accredited scion of the Hominidae family, complete with all original equipment (bar a few teeth and some hair). Of an affectionate disposition but liable to wax passionate on a variety of obscure subjects.
I shall refrain from such cliched abbreviations as GSOH, owing to my mind's unnerving habit of spontaneously misappropriating acronyms (ask me later). Please be assured that I do have a sense of humour, albeit an unconventional one. This has been made manifest in a selection of un-publishable children's stories and a sesquilogy.
I can be serious as well - where appropriate.

p.s. One of my photographs is not strictly contemporary.

About his ideal match

My ideal matches may fall into two categories: Those who appreciate that it would be unwise to seek meaning in my headline, and those who make a heroic attempt at an interpretation. Both are welcome.

I do not believe it is wise to be too prescriptive in seeking a match. I believe in keeping an open mind and trust that you would do likewise.

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Highbrow
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Faithful; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Stable
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Sexiness; Tolerance
Favourite clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite colour:
Other
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Wild; Out of control; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Classical
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read newspapers occasionally
Books:
History; Non-fiction; Religious; Science / Technology
TV habits:
I prefer listening to the radio
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Nature/Wildlife
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Independent
Interests:
Music; Photography; Politics; The arts; Writing books
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Cricket; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm; Wealth
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Feelings about using Ivory Towers:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely